1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,060 I can't believe we're riding in the elevator 2 00:00:02,071 --> 00:00:03,738 as boyfriend and girlfriend for the first time! 3 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:06,702 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 4 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:19,026 I can't believe we're in your penthouse as boyfriend and girlfriend 5 00:00:19,037 --> 00:00:20,850 for the first time! 6 00:00:25,437 --> 00:00:28,538 I can't believe we just had sex in your bed as boyfriend and girlfriend 7 00:00:28,573 --> 00:00:29,706 for the first time! 8 00:00:29,741 --> 00:00:32,642 And on the floor and on the dresser. 9 00:00:32,677 --> 00:00:35,578 You know, I... I thought punch card sex was amazing, 10 00:00:35,614 --> 00:00:39,349 "I love you" sex? Off the charts. 11 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,618 Hey, uh... can you say those three little words again? 12 00:00:41,653 --> 00:00:43,620 Yeah. Off the charts. 13 00:00:43,655 --> 00:00:47,390 No... Yeah. The other three words? 14 00:00:49,795 --> 00:00:51,561 - I love you. - I love you, too. 15 00:00:53,431 --> 00:00:55,532 Hey, you know what I'm thinkin'? 16 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:56,866 - You're starving? - Yes! 17 00:00:56,902 --> 00:00:59,536 Oh my God, I can't believe I just read your mind for the first time 18 00:00:59,571 --> 00:01:00,609 as boyfriend, girlfriend! 19 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:01,205 Gabi... 20 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:02,515 You know what? I just read you mind again, 21 00:01:02,534 --> 00:01:04,634 and I'm gonna stop with the first-time stuff. 22 00:01:06,444 --> 00:01:10,193 Hey, so, um... do I make you breakfast as your chef, 23 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,633 or as your girlfriend? 24 00:01:11,668 --> 00:01:13,535 Won't the eggs taste the same? 25 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,503 I don't know, I mean, it's kind of weird. 26 00:01:15,539 --> 00:01:17,272 We're a couple, but I work for you. 27 00:01:17,307 --> 00:01:20,275 I mean, what's to stop you from comin' up behind me 28 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:21,643 when I'm workin' and grabbin' me? 29 00:01:21,678 --> 00:01:24,212 Nothing! 30 00:01:24,247 --> 00:01:26,448 That's the point. I mean, it's kind of unprofessional. 31 00:01:26,483 --> 00:01:28,550 (GASPS) Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. 32 00:01:28,585 --> 00:01:31,586 What about, when I'm wearing my apron, I'm your chef, 33 00:01:31,621 --> 00:01:33,488 and when I'm not, I'm your girlfriend? 34 00:01:33,523 --> 00:01:35,557 But what will you be when you're wearing nothing? 35 00:01:35,592 --> 00:01:37,292 Late for work. 36 00:01:37,485 --> 00:01:40,110 - 00:02:43,558 That was clever. 60 00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:46,661 Baby, even if Gabi has the power, 61 00:02:46,696 --> 00:02:50,265 She's not gonna do nothin' to me. She loves me. 62 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:53,401 Ooh, I see your problem. 63 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:55,270 Gabi's gonna get you fired. 64 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,372 That's what I'm afraid of! 65 00:02:57,407 --> 00:03:00,475 I rue the day she started working here, that little... 66 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,377 Milady! 67 00:03:04,214 --> 00:03:07,382 Did you just come from a Vogue photo shoot? 68 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:09,284 Uh, okay, what's wrong with my outfit? 69 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,319 I think, the question is, 70 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:12,620 what's right with it? 71 00:03:12,656 --> 00:03:14,622 And the answer is... 72 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:17,358 (SINGSONGY) everything! 73 00:03:17,394 --> 00:03:19,627 Okay, Elliot, what's going on with you? 74 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:21,529 Are you on Ecstasy? 75 00:03:21,565 --> 00:03:24,365 He's just been watchin' too much TV, sister. 76 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,404 Sister? Since when do you call me sister? 77 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:34,342 Oh... since you feel like family, and family never fires each other. 78 00:03:34,377 --> 00:03:35,443 What? 79 00:03:35,478 --> 00:03:37,245 Ooh, gotta go. 80 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,247 I got laundry to not do. 81 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:40,682 Wait! You're not gonna tell Josh I said that, are you? 82 00:03:40,717 --> 00:03:44,619 - No, of course not. - Oh. Well, I'm off to the laundry room. 83 00:03:44,654 --> 00:03:47,288 To not drink. (LAUGHS) 84 00:03:47,324 --> 00:03:50,325 Uh, you're not gonna tell Josh I winked, right? 85 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,427 Sorry, sister. (STAMMERS) Milady. 86 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,598 Okay. What is going on around here? 87 00:03:56,633 --> 00:04:00,501 (LAUGHS) That's a good one. 88 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:02,437 You're hilarious! 89 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:04,172 (LAUGHS) 90 00:04:06,155 --> 00:04:10,278 Okay, something very strange is going on with Elliot and Yolanda. 91 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:11,446 I think they're kind of freaking out 92 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:12,547 because you and I are together. 93 00:04:12,582 --> 00:04:15,183 What? No. We've been together before. 94 00:04:15,218 --> 00:04:17,252 Yeah, but it's different this time. I mean, 95 00:04:17,287 --> 00:04:20,288 we're in an actual relationship, and since I'm sleeping here, 96 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:22,523 that makes them see me as the lady of the house. 97 00:04:22,559 --> 00:04:24,225 Gabi, that's ridiculous. 98 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:26,394 Elliot called me "Milady." 99 00:04:27,597 --> 00:04:29,330 Okay, I'll talk to them. 100 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:31,633 No, don't talk to 'em, then they'll just know that I told on 'em. 101 00:04:31,668 --> 00:04:33,635 Actually, I have a better idea. 102 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:36,204 Why don't you just start sleepin' over at my place? 103 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,205 Done. 104 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,373 We're such a good couple. 105 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,541 Couple of lovebugs, ha! I immediately regret saying that. 106 00:04:40,577 --> 00:04:42,210 Please still have sex with me. 107 00:04:50,687 --> 00:04:53,354 Oh my God. Gabi, wow. 108 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:56,291 So, um, I know you're making these biscuits for Josh, 109 00:04:56,326 --> 00:04:57,492 you're gonna tell me that I can't eat any, 110 00:04:57,527 --> 00:04:59,460 but, uh, too late! 111 00:04:59,496 --> 00:05:01,262 That's okay, I'm not mad. 112 00:05:01,298 --> 00:05:05,391 You wanna know why? 'Cause Josh and I are gonna eat these, 113 00:05:05,418 --> 00:05:06,894 then we're gonna have sex, then we're gonna fall asleep, 114 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:08,303 and then we're gonna have sex again, then we're gonna fall asleep. 115 00:05:08,338 --> 00:05:09,437 Guess what we're doing in the morning? 116 00:05:09,472 --> 00:05:10,605 - Have sex again? - Yeah! 117 00:05:12,509 --> 00:05:15,376 And then, we're gonna go to this new bakery, the Rolling Scone. 118 00:05:15,412 --> 00:05:18,379 I'll order a raisin, but they'll accidentally give me a blueberry, 119 00:05:18,415 --> 00:05:20,548 and then Josh will switch with me because he's so sweet, oh my God, 120 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:23,418 I am so happy, Sofia! 121 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,186 Who isn't? 122 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:26,621 Uh, Gabi, quick question. 123 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:29,457 Um, is Josh sleeping here gonna be like 124 00:05:29,492 --> 00:05:31,225 a every night thing now? 125 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:33,628 Oh, no, not every night, just until, you know, Elliot and Yolanda 126 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:36,364 get used to me and Josh's new situation. 127 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:37,632 Okay, but what about my situation? 128 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:40,301 I mean, what if I want to bring my boyfriend over? 129 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:42,203 Oh my God, you got a boyfriend? 130 00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:43,571 I said "if." 131 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,674 Hey, Sofia! How you doin'? 132 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:49,477 Oh, yeah. Don't act like you don't want me to leave. I'm leaving. 133 00:05:49,512 --> 00:05:51,212 Who said I wanted you to leave? 134 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:53,481 Thank God she's gone. 135 00:05:53,516 --> 00:05:55,583 - Hey, girlfriend. - Hey, boyfriend. 136 00:05:55,618 --> 00:05:58,319 Hey, uh, I brought something special for my first night here. 137 00:05:58,355 --> 00:05:59,387 What is it? 138 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:00,455 Shwah! 139 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,589 Oh my God, that's so cute. 140 00:06:01,624 --> 00:06:03,624 It'll be the first time you brush your teeth here. 141 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,560 Yeah. Right after the first time I shower here. 142 00:06:05,595 --> 00:06:07,161 Hope you don't mind. 143 00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:09,464 The showers at the Crossfit Gym are... kinda gross. 144 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:21,642 GABI: Oh, hey, Josh, if we're out of TP, I've got some coffee filters. 145 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:24,345 Uh, that's... that's uh, good, that's okay. 146 00:06:24,381 --> 00:06:26,581 There's... already some in here. 147 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:32,286 (EXHALES) 148 00:06:32,322 --> 00:06:33,421 It's okay. 149 00:06:33,456 --> 00:06:36,324 (INHALES, EXHALES) It's okay. 150 00:06:36,359 --> 00:06:38,292 She's got a lot of really good qualities. 151 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:47,502 I'm just gonna... gonna take a quick shower. 152 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,504 Everything's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine. 153 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:53,408 GABI: Oh, and Josh, when you turn on the shower, 154 00:06:53,443 --> 00:06:55,309 don't let the brown water freak you out. 155 00:06:55,345 --> 00:06:56,377 Just be patient, it goes away. 156 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:57,478 That's great to know! 157 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:03,284 Okay, definitely not taking a shower. 158 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:05,420 Oh, thank God, a Wet-Nap. 159 00:07:05,455 --> 00:07:07,455 Not a Wet-Nap. It's sticky, it has hair on it! 160 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,291 Oh my God, it's a wax strip! 161 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:13,194 Oh... Okay, you know what? 162 00:07:13,229 --> 00:07:14,429 I'm brushin' my teeth. 163 00:07:14,464 --> 00:07:16,564 Brushin' my teeth. She's gotta have toothpaste in here. 164 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,367 I'm not touching you. 165 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:31,446 (SCREAMING) 166 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:33,381 (WHIMPERING) 167 00:07:38,488 --> 00:07:41,489 Did I tell you how happy I am to be spending the night with you? 168 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:43,224 Aww! 169 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:44,325 Hey, that was a really quick shower. 170 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,660 Yeah, couldn't wait to get the hell out of there. 171 00:07:45,695 --> 00:07:47,295 To be with you. 172 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,362 Aww. 173 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:50,465 Hey, uh... you know what I was thinking? 174 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,200 That we should go to a hotel? 175 00:07:52,235 --> 00:07:54,469 Uh, I was thinking... 176 00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:56,604 that we should do it on the counter. 177 00:07:56,639 --> 00:08:00,241 Oh. Uh, that is, uh... dirty. 178 00:08:01,277 --> 00:08:02,343 Hell, yeah, it is. 179 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,178 - Yeah, right. - Oh! 180 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:05,480 Hey! 181 00:08:05,515 --> 00:08:06,581 (SQUEALS) 182 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,316 Where, uh... Where are we goin'? 183 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:09,373 Anywhere but the counter. 184 00:08:09,384 --> 00:08:11,262 Oh... how about we do it in the shower? 185 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:12,520 How about we do it on the counter? 186 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:21,362 How can you not be hot? 187 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,633 - (BEDSPRING SNAPS) - (GROANS) 188 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:28,636 (GROANS, WHIMPERS) 189 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:34,275 (WHISPERS) Oh, come on. 190 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,447 (GUNSHOTS NEARBY) 191 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:46,254 (POLICE SIREN WAILING) 192 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:00,434 (MUTTERING) 193 00:09:16,216 --> 00:09:17,482 Hey, Gabi! 194 00:09:20,187 --> 00:09:22,354 Okay, so... about last night... 195 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:23,555 No. Apron! 196 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,490 Remember, when I'm wearing my apron, I'm only your chef, 197 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:26,525 so we can't talk about it. 198 00:09:28,195 --> 00:09:29,528 Fine, we won't talk about it. 199 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,432 How can we not talk about it? 200 00:09:34,468 --> 00:09:36,168 I mean, it was our first full night together 201 00:09:36,203 --> 00:09:37,435 at my apartment, and I woke up in the morning 202 00:09:37,471 --> 00:09:38,670 and you weren't there. 203 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:41,173 - Can I please explain? - No, you don't have to explain. 204 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,276 I know what's going on, I... I mean, we spent four nights together in Aspen, 205 00:09:44,311 --> 00:09:46,411 and then we came back here, and we spent another night at your place, 206 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:48,146 and you're feeling smothered. 207 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:50,549 No! No! No! 208 00:09:50,584 --> 00:09:53,351 Gabi, I had... I had a business call. At 7:00 a.m. 209 00:09:53,387 --> 00:09:54,586 That's why I left early. 210 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:58,156 Oh, really? 'Cause I woke up at four, and you weren't there. 211 00:09:58,192 --> 00:10:01,259 Yes... because the call was in New York. 212 00:10:01,295 --> 00:10:04,462 And... and they're three hours ahead. 213 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,571 They are? 214 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,520 Believe me, if I didn't have that call, I 215 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:12,380 could've stayed in bed with you all day. 216 00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:14,339 Aww... 217 00:10:14,374 --> 00:10:17,409 - So are we good? - Yes. We're very good. 218 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:20,245 - Okay. So I'll see you tonight? - Here? 219 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,447 Oh. No, silly, my place. 220 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:23,719 Oh, but I have to warn you, I spent so 221 00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:25,193 much time being angry this morning, 222 00:10:25,219 --> 00:10:26,251 I didn't have time to clean up. 223 00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:28,286 I'm sure I'll barely notice! 224 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,626 Hi, my name's Josh Kaminski. 225 00:10:34,661 --> 00:10:37,329 I'm lookin' for a new cleaning lady, ASAP. 226 00:10:38,365 --> 00:10:40,232 A new cleanin' lady? 227 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,566 I told you! 228 00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:44,402 No... No, I... Look, I love the one I have. 229 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:46,404 But I'm just doin' this for my girlfriend. 230 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,173 (GASPS) That bitch! 231 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,508 Don't you call my new boss names. 232 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:52,344 Yeah, I need to clean house. 233 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,579 I had no idea what a disaster these two were. 234 00:10:54,615 --> 00:10:57,249 - Two? That bitch. - Mm! 235 00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:07,459 Oh my God, Gabi! You're not gonna believe what happened! 236 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,593 (GASPS) You met someone? 237 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:11,263 Haha, no! 238 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,265 Now close your eyes and get ready 239 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,167 for the greatest surprise ever! 240 00:11:17,537 --> 00:11:19,237 Okay, open 'em. 241 00:11:19,273 --> 00:11:20,338 Can you believe it! 242 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:23,408 Oh my God, what happened to our apartment? 243 00:11:23,443 --> 00:11:26,344 I don't know! I got home from work, and there was a maid here, 244 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,147 and all these delivery people that Josh sent! 245 00:11:29,182 --> 00:11:31,583 And look, Gabi. A real bed, 246 00:11:31,618 --> 00:11:33,551 with memory foam. 247 00:11:33,587 --> 00:11:35,387 (WHISPERING) It's hugging me. 248 00:11:35,422 --> 00:11:38,189 Wait. But... But what was wrong with my old bed? 249 00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:41,393 And look at this, Gabi... a new fridge! 250 00:11:41,428 --> 00:11:43,328 And this one actually keeps stuff cold, so on hot days, 251 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:45,463 we can open the door and stick our faces in it, 252 00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:46,564 except we don't have to, 253 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:51,536 because now we have a brand-new air conditioner! 254 00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:54,539 Wait. But... But why would Josh do all of this? 255 00:11:54,574 --> 00:11:57,442 Because he's a God, Gabi. 256 00:11:57,477 --> 00:12:00,545 And wait! You haven't seen the best part yet. 257 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:03,548 Behold, our brand-new... 258 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:06,384 bathroom. 259 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,286 Wow. 260 00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:09,421 He put in a new shower? 261 00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:11,222 And a new showerhead. 262 00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:13,124 I named him Darius. 263 00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:17,395 I don't believe this. 264 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,399 So? 265 00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:23,335 Do you love it? 266 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:25,270 How dare you! 267 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,915 You changed everything in my apartment. 268 00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:30,953 Who does that. 269 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,017 Josh does that. 270 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:33,819 Because he's magnificent. 271 00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:38,252 Now if anyone needs me, I'll be spending some quality time with Darius. 272 00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:42,507 I mean, you didn't even ask me. 273 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,815 Why would I ask you? That's like asking 274 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,389 a homeless person if they want a home. 275 00:12:48,113 --> 00:12:50,482 What does that mean? 276 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,286 I'll tell you what it means, it means 277 00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:54,496 I think you think my stuff is crap. 278 00:12:54,521 --> 00:12:57,489 Is that what you think, Josh? Huh? Is it? Is it? Say it! 279 00:12:57,524 --> 00:12:58,557 It's crap! 280 00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,325 (GASPS) I can't believe 281 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:01,560 you just called my crappy stuff crap! 282 00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:03,629 - You just called your stuff crap! - I'm allowed to 283 00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,632 because it's my crap, and I love my crap! 284 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,600 I mean, I love my crappy bed. 285 00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:10,335 It was impossible to sleep in! 286 00:13:10,371 --> 00:13:13,372 No, it wasn't. That mattress was perfectly molded to my body. 287 00:13:13,407 --> 00:13:15,641 What isn't molded in this apartment? 288 00:13:15,676 --> 00:13:18,210 That's the reason you left in the middle of the night. 289 00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:19,678 There was no business call in New York! 290 00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:22,247 You snuck out of here because you hated it here! 291 00:13:22,283 --> 00:13:24,216 You hated every second of being here! 292 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,317 - Not every second. - (GASPS) 293 00:13:25,352 --> 00:13:27,252 Just most seconds! 294 00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:29,554 Gabi, I'm a grown man, and I like grown-man comforts. 295 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,257 Comforts that I purchased for you, 296 00:13:32,293 --> 00:13:33,492 that any other woman would love. 297 00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:35,294 SOFIA (SQUEALING): I love this! 298 00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,231 So you did all this for me? 299 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,232 Yes. 300 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:41,433 Uh, you didn't do it for yourself, 301 00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:43,435 'cause maybe things weren't to your liking 302 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,237 and you're just a little bit spoiled? 303 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,406 What? 304 00:13:47,441 --> 00:13:49,708 I'm Josh Kaminski, I can only bathe in places 305 00:13:49,743 --> 00:13:51,443 with zero black mold! 306 00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:54,680 I can't sleep in a bed if there's pizza in it! 307 00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:56,481 I guess immaturity comes with the apartment. 308 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,450 Well, I guess spoiled goes in your apartment. 309 00:13:58,485 --> 00:13:59,484 It's actually a penthouse. 310 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,485 - Spoiled guy says what? - What? 311 00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:01,520 Boom! 312 00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:04,323 There's the maturity I've grown to love. 313 00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:08,193 Uh-huh, okay, I'll just see ya later. Have a nice bike ride home. 314 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:11,263 OH, OH, ONE MORE THING- (SPUTTERS) 315 00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:21,239 That's it? Those downstairs people didn't do anything 316 00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,275 when they got fired. They just took it. 317 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,411 Well, they're British. They leave with dignity. 318 00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,246 Well, I'm American, and I'm leavin' 319 00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:30,382 with half the wine cellar. 320 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,251 You're right, girl. Let's loot this bitch! 321 00:14:35,622 --> 00:14:38,724 The beauty is, he's not even gonna notice this stuff is gone. 322 00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:41,493 Yeah! He'll never miss all his old boxers! 323 00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:45,297 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 324 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,598 Josh! 325 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,367 Thank God you guys are here. 326 00:14:48,402 --> 00:14:50,268 Gabi and I just got into a huge fight. 327 00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:51,536 Because you stood up for us? 328 00:14:51,572 --> 00:14:54,306 And finally stopped letting that bitch walk all over you? 329 00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:57,442 What are you guys talkin' about? 330 00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:59,311 Yeah, Yolanda, quiet! 331 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,381 What happened, honey? 332 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,216 Well, first I got Gabi this maid service, 333 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,617 and then I purchased some stuff for her apartment, so... 334 00:15:05,652 --> 00:15:09,454 Wait! Back up, back up. You got Gabi a maid service? 335 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,590 Yeah, I can't ask you to do it, you work here. 336 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:15,327 I do? I mean, like a damn dog I do. 337 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,398 And I still work here like a cute little kitten, right? 338 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:20,432 Meow. 339 00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:23,141 Of course you do. 340 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:29,207 - What is all this stuff? - Uh, uh, um... As your employees, 341 00:15:29,243 --> 00:15:32,644 and friends for life, we were anticipating all the ups and downs 342 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:37,516 of a new relationship, and we decided to restock your necessities. 343 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:40,619 Basically, what Downtown Flabby is trying to say is, 344 00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:42,687 we're here for you. 345 00:15:42,723 --> 00:15:44,322 Thanks, guys. 346 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,559 We're not getting fired! 347 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:49,694 I know! 348 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,596 Now, I'm gonna go put all this stuff away. 349 00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,398 You go and see if we can get the deposit back 350 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:54,599 on that U-Haul. 351 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,207 Do I want my ice cubed or crushed? 352 00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:04,576 Cubed or crushed? (LAUGHS) 353 00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:08,213 ? I love my brand-new fridge ? 354 00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:10,649 Don't get too used to that thing, it's goin' back. 355 00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:12,617 It's all goin' back! 356 00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:15,287 (SIGHS) Gabi, I hate seeing you so upset. 357 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:18,356 You think maybe a caramel macchiato with a foam heart and a cookie straw 358 00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:20,258 might cheer you up? 359 00:16:20,294 --> 00:16:24,196 No! Nothing Josh bought for this apartment is gonna cheer me up! 360 00:16:24,231 --> 00:16:26,631 Not even watching Titanic with surround sound... 361 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,334 (ECHOING) sound, sound, sound. 362 00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:32,604 You don't get it. Josh rejected all my stuff, which means he rejected me! 363 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,506 Gabi, that is not at all what it means. 364 00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:35,856 You're just taking his side because you 365 00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:37,349 don't wanna give up your heated towel rack. 366 00:16:37,411 --> 00:16:40,479 No, what I'm say... There's a heated towel rack? 367 00:16:40,514 --> 00:16:41,513 It doesn't matter! 368 00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:43,515 What matters is we're obviously not compatible, 369 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,351 and it took being in a relationship to figure that out! 370 00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:48,420 Get real, Gabi, no one's compatible! 371 00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:52,557 Well, then... why do other relationships work? 372 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:55,227 Because of a little thing called compromise. 373 00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:58,230 Look at us. Right? I could be so mad at you right now 374 00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:00,365 because you're makin' a big deal out of nothin'. 375 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,766 But I'm not mad, because I'm on my third 376 00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:05,303 frozen margarita that our new refrigerator blends automagically. 377 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,305 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Oh, who could that be? 378 00:17:07,341 --> 00:17:10,408 Could it be the new maid that Josh got us? 379 00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:12,277 I finish all your laundry. 380 00:17:12,312 --> 00:17:15,347 Oh... thank you, Mrs. Doubtfire. 381 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,315 See? She doesn't even care that I call her that. 382 00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:21,453 (SIGHS) I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 383 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:27,192 I just wanna go to sleep and forget this... Holy crap, this bed! 384 00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:28,393 Right? 385 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:32,397 (SIGHS) Oh, it's so cozy and warm. 386 00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,299 Yeah. 387 00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:35,634 It's almost a little too warm. 388 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:37,469 Mm. 389 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,503 Boop! 390 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,239 (SIGHS) 391 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,408 How does that feel? 392 00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:46,678 Like the cool, windy breeze of compromise. 393 00:17:52,686 --> 00:17:53,685 Hey, Josh... 394 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,453 Gabi, I was just about to call you. 395 00:17:55,489 --> 00:17:56,908 Yeah, listen, before you say anything, 396 00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:58,600 I just... I really wanna apologize 397 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,325 for all the horrible things that I said to you. 398 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,627 But it was only because I felt like my stuff 399 00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:05,263 wasn't good enough for you, which made me think neither was I, 400 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:08,233 and it just made me feel insecure. 401 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:11,336 What? How can you possibly think you're not good enough for me? 402 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:14,372 Josh, look around! I mean, you're rich and handsome, 403 00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:18,476 and you live in this big, beautiful, clean penthouse! 404 00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:22,480 Gabi, if anyone is insecure in this relationship, it's me. 405 00:18:22,516 --> 00:18:27,419 I mean, look at you! You're beautiful and sexy and so far out of my league. 406 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,422 You don't have to say things just to make me feel better. 407 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,592 I'm serious. Yes, I'm successful, and yes, I'm rich, 408 00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:36,328 and over the years, I found a very cool look for myself. 409 00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,297 But underneath it all, I'm just that skinny nerd 410 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,333 who asked a cheerleader to prom and got laughed at. 411 00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:43,535 Aww. I would've gone to prom with you. 412 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:46,605 Mmm. I bet you would've been a lot less handsy than my cousin. 413 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:50,642 I'm sorry for calling you immature. 414 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,410 And I'm sorry for calling you spoiled. 415 00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:55,480 No, actually, you know what? I am spoiled. 416 00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:56,908 And I'm glad you called me out on it. 417 00:18:56,943 --> 00:18:57,321 Really? 418 00:18:57,332 --> 00:18:58,806 I'm serious. Thank you for being honest with me. 419 00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:00,585 And I love that you work for everything you have, 420 00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:02,187 and you stick to your principles, 421 00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:04,499 and even resent that I just gave you stuff. 422 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,058 Yeah, I actu... I might've overreacted... 423 00:19:06,069 --> 00:19:07,014 Which is why... 424 00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:10,562 I have them moving everything I purchased out, 425 00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,197 and all your old stuff back in. 426 00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:13,264 They're what now? 427 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,366 Gabi, I don't wanna change you. 428 00:19:14,401 --> 00:19:15,433 So they're removing everything. 429 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:17,235 I like the girl I fell in love with. 430 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,436 - Even the air conditioner? - Gone! 431 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,439 And to prove how much you mean to me, 432 00:19:21,475 --> 00:19:23,375 tonight, we're stayin' at your place. 433 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:26,411 So... they've already taken everything out? 434 00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:28,346 - As we speak. - You know what? 435 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:33,218 We're already here. Let's just stay. 436 00:19:36,311 --> 00:19:39,276 So in summary, even though Gabi and you are together. 437 00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:41,771 Nothing around here is changing? 438 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,106 Nothing's changing. 439 00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,473 Ooh, I'll drink to that! 440 00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:46,843 (LAUGHS) Later. 441 00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:49,358 Quick query. 442 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,388 Elliot? 443 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:56,459 So... when you say everything stays the same, 444 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,328 does that mean I can still say, 445 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,397 Gabi's outfit looks like old lady wallpaper? 446 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,401 Absolutely. 447 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,202 Quick follow-up. 448 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,506 Does this also mean I can say, 449 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,442 her vacant mannequin face haunts my dreams at night? 450 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,446 It's all right, Elliot. You can say whatever you want. 451 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,348 Thank you, Gabi. 452 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,285 (CLEARS THROAT) You have the IQ of a hammer, except hammers are useful. 453 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,454 You're the water that comes out of the mustard bottle first. 454 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,489 You have the hands of a seasoned rope-maker. 455 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,658 You're a blonde hurricane of cheap perfume and stupid. 456 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:32,495 Okay! That's enough for today. 457 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,330 You're right. 458 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,263 I need to pace myself! 459 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,266 So... everyone happy? 460 00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:41,306 - Yep. - Yep. 461 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,186 Yep. 462 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:46,244 (CRYING) No...! 463 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:51,554 How come everything I love goes away? 464 00:20:51,604 --> 00:20:56,154 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0